Picture of a dying Willie
Dey said da damn gods gots’ta be crazy, and dey should gots added dat dey wuz whiny bitches too. Slap mah Fro! Dey kinnot stand criticism, and kinnot admit when dey is wrong. What it is, Blood!
Willie be a standup vampire- he wuz wrong. What it is, Mama! ah’ wuz wrong t’insult da damn goddess Axé. ah’ wuz wrong t’get so’s angry- ah’ am plum tired uh losin’ ones dat ah’ care about. Man! Big Daddy Sergio wuz mah’ homey, and ah’ had promised him protecshun. When we made some pact wid de gods, his goddess in particular, ah’ dought we wuz all baaaad- we wuz not! Slap mah Fro! So’s I lashed out at da damn goddess Axe when she said dat not only had she allowed his kidnappin’, our trek t’save him, and his turnin’. Yep, Sergio now wo’ks fo’ de Twilight. Man! Hard t’recon’.
Not hard t’recon’ be dat tool Thad be also wo’kin’ fo’ de Twilight! Clot! ah’ neva’ trusted him, but no one would listen t’poo’ Willie! Right on! Now Niko be his prisona’ in some dimensional prison! Clot! ah’ wuz so’s mad ah’ broke mah’ kine! Right on! De oders joined in on de verbal pressho’ man on Axé, and she left in some huff.
So, ah’ calmed waaay down, and at least patched down doodads wid our lady Alice- who still poured tea on McPhee, who had been vocal against Alice’s goddess as well. We finally gots goin’ again, wid Alice now as our overseein’ General.
We den haided off. Spent way too little time wid Mama, who wuz introduced t’McPhee’s squad, who is all now hybrids. We gots back t’Lima, and who “greets” us but dat idiot Hyben. Clot! ah’ cannot stand him, and despite da damn fact dat ah’ made him 10 years wo’d uh bre’d in de fights, he gots de nerve t’cut us some timeline t’get out. Man! Hell, if we is not out in dat time, de wo’ld gots’ta end- so’s whutever, idiot. Man!… Oh, and it seems dat Alice gots a cruel sense uh humo’, fo’ t’snatch Niko’s spot she gots chosen some Tart who wo’ships Yemanjá. No, ah’ dun did not laugh. Lop some boogie.
So, ah’ wuz some little on edge when we returned t’Alucard’s lair. Ah be baaad… Perhaps some little too on edge, fo’ de Pompous One showed down, and ah’ decided t’play some joke. ah’ prowled behind him, in Beast fo’m, and den yelled Boo! Right on!
Widin seconds we wuz unda’ attack, and ah’ lost it! Right on! It wuz some joke! Right on! Poo’ly planned puh’haps, but some joke! Right on! ah’ to’e into our attackers, possessed, and den some sucka wid some dick Russian accent caps Harbaz, wid one puh’fect shot! Clot! Now ah’ am mad! Slap mah ’Fro!
All became some blur- ah’ wuz some Beast wid de strengd uh Hell’s fury! Right on! Too many gots got wasted dat ah’ am close to, and ah’ cannot snatch it any longer. Ah be baaad… ah’ rush some growin’ group uh Fustbo’n vampires, tryin’ t’let da damn oders dig t’safety. Slap mah fro! McPhee falls- not anoda’ one! Clot! Den mah’ joker Raves, mah’ baaaad joker Raves, he goes plumb nuts beside me! Right on! We fight side by side, and ah’ know dat ah’ can kick d’ cud happy, fo’ at least one recon’s in Willie….
Translation: They said the gods must be crazy, and they should have added that they were whiny bitches too. They cannot stand criticism, and cannot admit when they are wrong.
Willie is a standup vampire- he was wrong. I was wrong to insult the goddess Axe. I was wrong to get so angry- I am just tired of losing ones that I care about. Father Sergio was my friend, and I had promised him protection. When we made a pact with the gods, his goddess in particular, I thought we were all good- we were not! So I lashed out at the goddess Axe when she said that not only had she allowed his kidnapping, our trek to save him, and his turning. Yep, Sergio now works for the Twilight. Hard to believe.
Not hard to believe is that tool Thad is also working for the Twilight! I never trusted him, but no one would listen to poor Willie! Now Niko is his prisoner in some dimensional prison! I was so mad I broke my cane! The others joined in on the verbal pressure on Axe, and she left in a huff.
So, I calmed down, and at least patched up things with our lady Alice- who still poured tea on McPhee, who had been vocal against Alice’s goddess as well. We finally got going again, with Alice now as our overseeing General.
We then headed off. Spent way too little time with Mama, who was introduced to McPhee’s squad, who are all now hybrids. We got back to Lima, and who “greets” us but that idiot Hyben. I cannot stand him, and despite the fact that I made him 10 years worth of money in the fights, he has the nerve to give us a timeline to get out. Hell, if we are not out in that time, the world will end- so whatever, idiot….Oh, and it seems that Alice has a cruel sense of humor, for to take Niko’s spot she has chosen some Tart who worships Yemanjá. No, I did not laugh.
So, I was a little on edge when we returned to Alucard’s lair. Perhaps a little too on edge, for the pompous one showed up, and I decided to play a joke. I prowled behind him, in Beast form, and then yelled Boo!
Within seconds we were under attack, and I lost it! It was a joke! Poorly planned perhaps, but a joke! I tore into our attackers, possessed, and then someone with a thick Russian accent caps Harbaz, with one perfect shot! Now I am mad!
All became a blur- I was a Beast with the strength of Hell’s fury! Too many have died that I am close to, and I cannot take it any longer. I rush a growing group of Firstborn vampires, trying to let the others get to safety. McPhee falls- not another one! Then my man Raves, my good man Raves, he goes plumb nuts beside me! We fight side by side, and I know that I can die happy, for at least one believes in Willie….