Did I mention that still I am unable to take control. I fear for my continued existence if all I am is a voice screaming into the darkness. We grow ever closer to the fount of all vampire existence, and yet at every turn there are more and more obstacles to our path. The clotting whore of all vampire kind, the clotting queen mother clotter herself is in our clotting path.
We are so close, I am so clotting close, to freedom, or so I hope, that I can almost taste it, but this clotter Alucard stands in our way.
Mother’s Milk in a Cup as Mat Couthon is wont to say.
I have to admit, though that I giggled in glee when Buddy turned that clotting reach around agent of Vlad the clotting clot headed clot monster into stone.
Yes, Buddy can turn beings into stone. When the MacNugget turned into stone I thought for a moment that he was dead. I don’t trust that clotter. Unfortunately Alice has the power to reverse the Rock back into a vampire.
Lucky for us Vlad’s butt boy doesn’t have access to Alice.
Unlucky for us Buddy turned him into stone during a live feed with Vlad.
When everyone started firing I yelled at Buddy to grab Penelope and run. That he did has more to do with coincidence than in command, at least I assume so.
The Buddy dragon grabbed Da Bomb and we all zapped ourselves into Alice’s presence. The moment we appeared she was on top of us and incinerated Da Bomb before she could detonate.
Apparently Alice fears strange people entering her realm. What that tells me is two things: That she can be killed, and she doesn’t fear us.
So, Puff and I continue to live, but what sort of life is it really if he gets to have all the fun and gets all of the wonderful toys to himself.