I’s gots’ta be so’s angry ah’ could waste anoda’ vampire! They all clottin’ suck! Dey gots had all uh my suppo’t, in all uh dis craziness, and now dey turn deir back on me! ah’ suppo’ted Reggie when Mila wuz kidnapped- we gots ha’ back. Ya’ know? ah’ suppo’ted Raves when one uh his homeys wasted mah’ Coven mates. ah’ backed down Niko when we went runnin’ off t’China fo’ no baaaad reason. ‘S coo’, bro. ah’ suppo’ted Buddy when he wuz dreatened by Vlad.
Now, ah’ ax’ dem fo’ some simple doodad. We gots wasted Anjelika, and faced off against Vlad. Dese doodads ah’ dun did fo’ dem. WORD! ah’ have now ax’ed fo’ dem t’kill Alice, not da damn Rooster, and dey refuse. Clot them all!
Log from the upcoming book, “The Eloquent Stylings of Willie Dynamite” by Willie Dynamite.
I am so angry I could kill another vampire! They have had all of my support, in all of this craziness, and now they turn their back on me! I supported Reggie when Mila was kidnapped- we got her back. I supported Raven when one of his friends killed my Coven mates. I backed up Niko when we went running off to China for no good reason. I supported Buddy when he was threatened by Vlad.
Now, I ask them for a simple thing. We have killed Anjelika, and faced off against Vlad. These things I did for them. I have now asked for them to kill Alice, not the Rooster, and they refuse.
Why do I bother?
Picture by Savvy Sleeves.