I wish to thank you for your hospitality. Though I cannot give you all the details of our journey I will endeavor to give you what I can. When I called you from Germany, I want you to know that I am on a hunt and the culprit knows who he is and what he has done. If we fail then the history of vampires will be changed forever.
As you might recall when I called you I was waiting at an airport with my associates, well let me tell you what transpired before you arrived and just after I called. After I hung up with you, my friend Willie made a phone call to a woman with a heavy Southern American accent whom he addressed as Mama. I am certain it wasn’t his vampire lord or lady but an actual person who is associated by that code name. As you clearly remember, we vampires tend not to go by our true names and thus it was with this woman. At any rate, she was not able to get to her plane so we choose yours and I called you back.
While you were on you way, it was unfortunate but should have been expected that the German police would discover us for the crime that we had committed in stealing a book from the Germans in a museum in Berlin (the name escapes me now). Anyways to keep our acquisition we told a lie and pointed the finger at the culprits that we were pursuing and thanks to my ability to recall information, I spat the information quickly but I am getting ahead of myself.
When I hung up with you we were hit with spotlights and the Germans were barking at us with commands (or was it their fowl smelling dogs). I quickly interpreted the slimes tongue so that all could understand. I even played it as if we were all Americans. They didn’t seem to buy it. Guns still traced on us I focused on the ‘leader’ and hypnotized him. Gave a few commands and after explaining our situation we were on our way to the airport waiting for your arrival.
By the way, if anyone asks from Germany who we were (I doubt that they will but again they might have seen your plane) I was called Jean Luke Picard, Mr. Miagi, and my black friend was Mr Corman. They may make the attempt to check your story in conjunction with ours.
While waiting for your arrival we got hungry and how we were not caught was a surprise to me but we got a chance to ‘eat’ while waiting for your plane; a couple of humanitarians and an old couple.
Like I said, our mission is critical for vampire kind and so I apologize for leaving you in the dark. When you dropped us off in Edenborough we headed to Livingston where we found a pub across the street from a university. The establishment is owned the Clan of the First. There are some serious civil war issues going on and when the week is over I should be so inclined to tell you all but for now this should suffice. Please be understanding.
We meet a man named Osborn that assures us that he can help us and without even so much as some real detail he gives us bullets for our revolvers and such. We found out that our mission was going to take us to a castle here. We then made a meeting with a strange person who is only known as Alice. She apparently is watching our success and failure. I am uneasy about her but what can I do?
At any rate, now we have weapons and the means to fulfill our destiny. Wish us luck.